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Something about the configuration of the curtain-leaves and the branches created an intense echo-chamber effect within the trees. This made the bird chirps sound like a cheesy sound bite, like a self-referential satire of horror movie birds blasted on bad speakers on an endless loop.
More birds were circling overhead in the sky in ragtag army formations, responding to the angry birds in the trees with their own screeching response.
These birds looked like crows from a distance, but they were not crows. Upon closer inspection, these birds were lime-green.
I have never seen a whole tree of lime-green birds in this side of town before. Did a disgruntled household parrot mate with a crow and spawn an entire army of mutant green birds? Are we facing a bird apocalypse?
This is how I began my first morning of jury duty.
Postscript:
Driving home from jury duty, a single bird was standing right in my path on the freeway ramp. If I hadn't honked the horn, the bird would have gotten ran over.
Stop messing with me, birds!